Chapter Nine: Guardians
The Milano.
That was the name of spaceship Walter learned as he and the “body
snatcher” were alone in the cargo hold, tied back-to-back with each other by an
electric bind that sparked in a faint blue hue whenever they squirmed. The
scent of Old Spice filled the
Muppet’s non-existent nostrils while in close proximity of his fellow stowaway.
She even smells like Sean, he
thought to himself. It was quite a bizarre few hours, watching Sean transform
into a woman one moment and, in the next, finding himself aboard a spaceship
(that may or may not have been named after a 1980s teen idol) with a
foul-talking raccoon.
(Marvel Note: The Milano is in fact named after 80s teen idol and Peter Quill's childhood crush, Alyssa Milano. It is the ship that abducted Quill when he was a child, owned and operated by the Ravagers, an interstellar group of thieves, smugglers, and pirates. Prior to the events of Marvel Mayhem, the ship was severely damaged in the Battle of Xandar when it was used to ram into Ronan the Accuser's ship. For their heroic deed in saving Xandar, the Nova Corps rebuilt the Milano for Quill and the other Guardians of the Galaxy.)
It was difficult to sit comfortably on the large steel
crate that he and Natalie were placed on; it was especially so with Natalie
squirming in her seat so often. “What are
you doing?” Walter inquired, his small head bouncing against her back.
Thankfully, between the softness of his hair and that of the fabric in the
plaid shirt Natalie wore, it was not so much a painful experience as it
was an annoying one.
Although Walter could not see it from the direction he
faced, Natalie’s face registered a mixture of amusement and odd satisfaction.
She bit her lower lip and squinted her bright green eyes. “Sorry, buddy. Just
admiring the new bod. Ya know, having a bigger butt certainly makes it easier
to sit on hard surfaces.”
Walter shook his head in disbelief. “Don’t you realize
that we’ve been captured by aliens? They’re probably deciding right now whether
or not to eat us!”
(Marvel Note: This is a nod to the Ravagers, who contemplated eating Peter Quill when they first abducted him.)
Natalie giggled. “Them? Oh, don’t worry. I know these
characters. They’re the Guardians of the Galaxy. These people are practically
heroes.”
“Hmph!” Walter jeered. “I doubt that. And I doubt that you know that.”
“You’re right.” She sighed. “This mind. The part of it
that’s this woman I’ve become. Stuff just randomly pops in my head at times.
But I promise you that we are safe,
buddy.”
“WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT?!”
There was evident panic in his voice. Clearly, he was
terrified more of her than the situation they were in.
“Walter,” she calmly said. “Tell me what’s wrong.”
“You! It’s you
that’s wrong! What’ve you done to Sean? Huh? Where is he?”
Natalie shook her head, snickering. “I’m still here, buddy. Sean Thomas is still
here, sitting right here with you in a red plaid shirt and his wife’s itchy leggings.”
“You’re talking about yourself. You are not Sean Thomas. You’re just some
body-snatcher who took him over – took away his identify by killing him.”
(Pop Culture Note: Walter's insulting nickname to Natalie is a direct reference to Invasion of the Body Snatchers, a 1956 science fiction film that depicts an extraterrestrial invasion involving alien plant spores that have fallen from space and grown into large seed pods, each one capable of reproducing a duplicate replacement copy of each human. The duplicates assimilate the physical characteristics, memories, and personalities of the humans. The plot of Body Snatchers bears strong resemblance to that of Marvel's Secret Invasion, which is adapted into Mayhem.)
Natalie erupted in hysterical laughter. “Body-snatcher?”
“Yeah. That’s right. And don’t you laugh!”
Her laughter intensified, only aggravating the Muppet
further. “Oh, I’m sorry, Walter. It’s just…you always have such a cute
imagination.” Her hilarity soon subsided, and she once more addressed her
companion in a soothing tone: “Seriously, buddy, it’s O.K. Sean is O.K. He’s just stored away. His body and mine are one in
the same, just in two separate forms.”
“I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. I only want my best friend back, is that
so much to ask?”
Natalie’s eyes lit up in surprise. “Best friend? I…I
thought Gary was your best friend.”
“Gary is my brother, and the greatest brother a guy could
ever have…but Sean has been there for me at times when Gary isn’t able to – that’s why he’s my best friend.”
(Authorial Note: This can be seen in The Muppets as Gary and Walter's brotherly relationship is strained by the goal of helping the Muppets save their theater, which in turn strains Gary's romantic relationship with Mary.)
Tears quickly filled her eyes. She was immensely touched
by this sentiment.
“Oh, Walter.”
The tears she shed fell down her caramel-colored cheeks
and to her red plaid shirt, unable to wipe them away with her tied hands.
Walter could hear her sniffling. “Are you crying?”
“It’s…It’s just the atmosphere of the room.” She fibbed.
“They don’t keep this place all that clean, ya know.”
Footsteps sounded from one of the corridors
interconnected with the room. Two of the Guardian members, Peter Quill and
Gamora, soon entered. The first thing Quill caught sight of upon his entrance
was the weeping Natalie. Guilt instantly weld up inside him. “Aw, jeez. Don’t
cry, lady. We’re not gonna kill you – we promise...well, I made all of us promise...made Rocket promise.”
Gathering herself, Natalie addressed the self-proclaimed
“Star-Lord”: “I’m not afraid of you all.” She then added with an enormously
content smile, “I just found out that I’m tied to my best friend right now!”
There was an awkward glance shared between Quill and
Gamora, hearing this baffling exclamation from their overly exuberant
captive. “O…kay?” Quill acknowledged. “Moving on to the main issue of the hour:
who are you and the Sesame Street
reject? And how did you two get on the Milano?”
Walter’s face scrunched in anger. “Sesame Street reject? I am a Muppet!”
(Pop Culture Note: Jim Henson's Muppets first made their television hallmark on Sesame Street in 1969, even though they were first created in the 1950s, beginning with Henson's signature character, Kermit the Frog. During the 1960s, the characters - notably Kermit and Rowlf the Dog - appeared on skits in several late night talk shows and advertising commercials. Kermit was one of the featured Muppets on Sesame Street to star on The Muppet Show, having gained popularity along with Rowlf in the previous decades.)
“Uh, yeah,” Quill mockingly uttered. “Last time I
checked, the Muppets were television characters, as in not real. So, obviously, you’re just some species or whatever that
only looks like a Muppet.”
Walter sighed. “I’m surrounded by actual lunatics today.”
“Did my father, Thanos, send you?” Gamora inquired.
Natalie immediately shook her head in reply. “No, I
promise we have no affiliation with that Mad Titan.”
“Did a guy by the name of Yondu send you?” Quill
questioned.
“Nope.” Natalie confirmed. “No affiliation there either.”
“Do you even know the guys these people are talking
about?” Walter queried her.
She turned her head sideways to address him: “Of course.
One’s a big light purple dude, and the other’s a dark blue dude. Both with bad attitudes.”
When she faced forward again, Natalie suddenly found
herself staring down the blade of a sword wielded by Gamora – the razor sharp
tip just an inch from the bridge of her nose.
“Recognize this weapon?” The green-skinned warrior asked.
From Natalie’s visual perception of the blade in close
proximity of her face, its tip looked as if it had been split into two.
“No…can’t say that I do,” she said in response of Gamora’s inquiry.
“It is known as Godslayer.” Gamora established. “It was
given to me by Thanos. If you do not recognize it, then you are no assassin of
his.”
(Marvel Note: In comic book continuity, Godslayer lives up to its name with its unique properties of slaying even vastly powerful beings.)
She drew back her sword while Quill retrieved a small
remote device from his pocket to shut off the electric bind holding Natalie and
Walter together. Once they were free, the two jumped off the steel crate and
stretched out the kinks in their bodies from the multiple hours of sitting.
While she performed a few yoga stretches, Natalie was
unknowingly being observed by Quill, who noted the way in which she dressed.
The red plaid shirt that looked too big for her and tight grey leggings that
hugged her buttocks and legs – they were too down-to-earth to be part of any
planet Quill and his team had been to.
“So…you’re from Earth?” He passed it off as a question in
the guise of an observation, avoiding the possibility of being wrong.
Finishing her stretches, Natalie stood upright and faced
the two Guardians. “Yep. Me and my little friend here.”
Quill confusingly glanced at Walter. “But he’s…?”
“A Muppet.” Natalie finished. “Yeah, I know. It’s
confusing.”
“I do not understand.” Gamora said, gesturing to Walter.
“This creature made of cloth is somehow alive?”
Walter’s body stiffened in frustration. “For the last
time, I am a Muppet!” He stared intensely at Gamora and added, “What’re you supposed to be? The Green Giant’s
sister?”
(Pop Culture Note: The "Green Giant," also known as "Jolly Green Giant," is the mascot for brands of frozen and canned vegetables owned by General Mills.)
Angered by the tone of his address, Gamora aimed her
sword to Walter’s head. “Do not offend me, creature! I am not one you wish to
upset so easily!”
“Whoa, whoa! Time out!” Quill quickly stepped in between
them, preventing any assassination from taking place. “Let’s just
focus back on the topic at hand, shall we?” He brought his attention back to
Natalie. “You’re from an apparently twisted Earth, I get that. But what I don’t get is how you got aboard our ship
without one of your own.”
Natalie shrugged. “Our arrival is rather complicated to
go into detail. Honestly, I’d rather we focus on where it is we’re headed:
Asgard.”
“Asgard, eh?”
The voice of Rocket Raccoon directed everyone’s attention
to the corridor adjacent from the one Quill and Gamora entered earlier. He
carried a pot containing what appeared to be an animate twig with a tiny face
and arms.
(Marvel Note: Considering Groot is still in twig form, brought on from his sacrifice for the team during the Battle of Xandar, these events roughly put the story within a short window of time from Guardians of the Galaxy's climax.)
“I’ve had some encounters with a few characters who’ve
come far from there.” The strange raccoon attested.
(Authorial Note: I've left it up to readers to determine the Asgardians Rocket refers to in this scene. Of course, keen fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe know that two particular Asgardians - Volstagg and Sif - have journeyed out of Asgard to deliver the Aether to the Collector. Who's not to say that Rocket encountered them on their way?)
“Then you know how to get there?” The hopeful Natalie
queried.
“Well, yeah, but it’s damn near impossible. It’s not
exactly a hop and a skip away from where we are now. You’re talking about a
journey that could take days...maybe months.”
Natalie smirked. “It could only take me seconds.” Her smirk then faded into a scowl. “That is, if I
weren’t so new to my Guardian power.”
“Guardian
power?” Quill noted with suspicion. “I thought we trademarked the ‘Guardian’ name after being inspired by a
power-crazed, murderous Kree militarist.”
With a heavy sigh, Natalie returned to the steel crate,
planting herself back on it. “Earth doesn’t stand a chance unless I reach
Asgard. It’s gonna fall right into the hands of the Skrulls.”
The ears of Rocket and Quill perked in horror upon
hearing the name “Skrull” escape Natalie’s peach-blossomed lips.
“No, no.” Quill uttered. “You did not just say ‘Skrull,’ did you?”
“What are Skrulls?” Gamora asked.
“Only the worst pain-in-the-ass species in the universe.”
Rocket remarked.
“Tell me about it.” Quill acknowledged. “There’s this one
time when a renegade Skrull once infiltrated the Ravagers and nearly tore us apart
from the inside, planting doubt in our minds and causing us to turn on each
other in a heartbeat.”
Gamora frowned. “I don’t believe I have ever come across
one.”
“You have.” Rocket said. “Ya probably just didn’t realize
it.”
“The Skrulls have this ‘gift’ that allows them to blend
with any civilization they find –
look exactly like anyone in it.”
Quill directed his troubled gaze to Natalie. “If you say that the entire Skrull
Empire has infiltrated Earth, then it is seriously screwed.”
“That’s the reason why I have to reach Earth – to prevent
multiple disasters that I’ve foreseen to come from the secret invasion.”
Natalie stated.
(Narrative Note: This is the only time that the title of the comic book story arc Marvel Mayhem borrows concepts from is directly mentioned in the story.)
“If the danger is on Earth, what is your purpose for
reaching Asgard?” Gamora quizzed.
“I’m gonna need all
of the Avengers, including the prince of Asgard himself, to stop the Skrulls’
invasion.” Natalie answered.
Rocket’s face wrinkled in bafflement. “Who the hell are
the Avengers?”
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“And you called me
about this situation? Why? Why not contact one of your friends from
S.H.I.E.L.D.? Like Nick Fury?”
“Tried Fury. He’s not answering – probably already trying
to work on a cover-up to this. The whole thing smells fishy to me. A rift
between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the poster boy of this country? They worship Cap. He’s
like one of the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.”
“Actually, he isn’t.”
“You’re a history buff all the sudden?”
“I’ve been to the Captain America exhibit at the
Smithsonian – pretty cool stuff, man. You oughta visit sometime.”
(Marvel Note: The Captain America Smithsonian exhibit, as seen in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, is comprised of several panels and areas about his life before the project that brought his Super Soldier transformation, his returning ceremony by President Matthew Ellis, his actions during World War II, sections dedicated to the Howling Commandos, and a memorial for Bucky Barnes. It also held replicas of his motorcycle and uniform in a series of mannequins that also held replicas of uniforms worn by the Howling Commandos.)
“Not a fan of museums, unless they feature something of
me. Hey, crazy question, but weren’t we discussing about S.H.I.E.L.D. possibly
turning on my fellow Avenger?”
(Marvel Note: In 2013, following the release of Iron Man 3, Disneyland opened the "Iron Man Tech Exhibit" in Tomorrowland's Innoventions, which features Iron Man's Hall of Armor, as seen in the films, with Mark XLII from IM3 front and center. An exhibit much like the Smithsonian in Winter Soldier also opened for Captain America at the release of the film last year, along with one of Asgard for Thor, both serving as character meet-and-greets.)
“Right. I don’t know what else to tell ya, Tony. The
officials here at the Pentagon are going nuts. Some of them are going as far as
labeling Cap a traitor to the country. The World Security Council is investigating
the situation, but it’s not looking too good for Cap.”
“Just do whatever you can to get to the bottom of things,
Rhodey, even if you have to get by the red tape.”
He could hear Rhodey sighing heavily on the other end of
the phone. “O.K., Tony. But I suggest you do the same. He is your friend after all.”
“Thanks for reminding me.”
After the nine-minute conversation had come to an end,
Tony telepathically switched off the phone function of his telepresence headset
– a device originally designed to mentally link him to his “Mark XLII” armor
but had been retrofitted for communication purposes, shortly after the armor’s
destruction. With the device still donned on his head, he was soon approached
by Bruce.
“Any good news?”
Tony shook his head. “Not even the government knows what
the hell’s going on.”
“We should find Mindy,” suggested Jacqueline, from her
spot in the entertainment section of the tower’s suite. “She’s working with
S.H.I.E.L.D. and had probably seen all this happening before it did. If anyone
can know what’s going on here, it’s her. It’ll take some time to get a center
on her location in this realm though.”
“Don’t bother.” Stark denied. “Nobody at S.H.I.E.L.D. can
be trusted right now.”
Sheryl, standing beside Jacqueline in the bathrobe she
pilfered from Tony’s bathroom, detected the certainty in his voice. “That
sounds like more of a declaration than an educated guess.”
Stark paused for a long time and then decidedly came
clean: “Look, I haven’t even told Rhodey this because of his connections to the
government – they’re just as much a part of what’s really happening.”
“And what is
really happening?” Jacqueline questioned.
“The decades-old terrorist group Hydra has been operating
and growing inside of S.H.I.E.L.D.
since its very beginning.”
Bruce, Sheryl, and Jacqueline each felt like a massive
tidal wave had crashed through them.
“Hydra?” Bruce muttered in shock. “A-Are you sure?”
“You remember when we were on the Helicarrier and I
hacked into S.H.I.E.L.D.’s database, discovering the weapons they were making
from the Tesseract? I uncovered some even nastier secrets inside the agency –
stuff that Fury probably had known but didn’t tell us because of his lack of
trust. Hydra has been using S.H.I.E.L.D.’s resources for the purpose of
carrying out their lifelong plans for world domination.”
(Authorial Note: Stark's discovery through system-hacking S.H.I.E.L.D.'s database is based on a fan theory of Hydra - working within the organization - carrying out Red Skull's initial plan from Captain America: The First Avenger in creating weapons from the Tesseract, as part of "Phase 2." It makes valid sense that Stark would dig deeper and deduce how the seed of Hydra was planted and grew within S.H.I.E.L.D. from Operation Paperclip.)
Bruce’s eyes enlarged with realization. “The
weaponization plan? It did seem like more of a Hydra plot than a S.H.I.E.L.D.
one.”
“And Hydra did
once use the Tesseract for such a purpose.” Tony then added with a smug look,
“Damn. Rhodey should be here to see me kick ass at this history stuff.”
“Man, I feel so…betrayed.” Sheryl disconsolately said. “I
mean, we fought alongside S.H.I.E.L.D. in our battle against Doctor Facilier
and his forces, but we were fighting alongside Hydra the whole time? It doesn’t make any sense.”
“It does when you consider the fact that they were just
protecting a world they wanted to soon dominate.” Jacqueline scoffed.
Sheryl’s body turned rigid, anxiety masked deeply on her
face. “Oh, no! The Livingstons! Any of them
could be Hydra! Jacqueline, Sean
could be Hydra!” The latter prospect sickened her. “He’s a part of us...a
representation from this world of who we once were! And he could be…oh, god!”
“Sheryl, chill.” Jacqueline urged. “Sean is definitely not Hydra. Like you said, he’s a part of
us, meaning there’s no way he could turn evil.” She shrugged and doubtfully
added, “Ciciley and Elendriel, on the other hand…I’m not so sure about them.”
“And that reservation is exactly why we should work in
finding not just Mindy but Sean also.” Sheryl proposed. “The thought of either
of those poor souls with S.H.I.E.L.D. scares the crap out of me.”
Jacqueline shook her head. “The very idea of both of us using our abilities
simultaneously…Sheryl, we could end up attracting Yve Ette’s attention from
whatever parts unknown she may be hiding. She is connected to our power, remember?”
“For all we know, she may already be here, hunting for our butts as we speak.” Sheryl anticipated.
“She may even have a hand in this S.H.I.E.L.D./Hydra situation.”
Jacqueline could not argue on that last possibility. It
sounded solid enough to convince her into complying. “Alright. Fine. Let’s find
ourselves.”
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Genevieve awoke with a gasp. There was no recollection as
to how she ended up unconscious in the first place; it was as if a part of her
memory of the event that led to it had been removed from her mind. And just as
blank as her memory was, so was the room that she found herself in. It was
pitch-black with the one available light source shining right above and
blinding her. She made an attempt to move, only to discover right away that
there were shackles on her wrists and ankles. Her hands and arms were strung
above her head and her legs were pinned, chained to something in the darkness
that she could not see.
It then became evident to her, when she squirmed in her
awkward position, that she had been completely stripped of her clothes and left
naked. The cold metal surface of the steel table her nude body had been sprawled across was chill to the touch whenever she wriggled to get free. She
even tried to use her power to escape from the binds that contained her.
Unfortunately, it was the binds themselves that resisted her attempts.
“HEY!” She yelled into the darkness. “I know you’re there
somewhere, getting your twisted pleasure in watching me like this! Show
yourself!”
Sure enough, there was
an observer. The lone figure stepped out from the darkness and into the light,
allowing Genevieve to finally see her abductor.
“Yve Ette!”
It was as if her nightmares had become reality, looking
up towards the corrupted reincarnation of her past looming over her,
hands on her hips and a sinister smile showing from her face.
“It’s so good
seeing you again, Genevieve.” She spoke in the Northern English accent that accompanied
the reincarnated form she inhabited. “After the near-destruction of the
Disneyverse, I would have never believed our paths to cross again. And thank
you oh-so-much for the new body. It’s so big
and strong. I’ve grown quite fond of
it.” Admiring her form, she sensually rubbed her hands up and down against her
leather-clad body, gripping her breasts and buttocks.
(Authorial Note: Yve Ette fondling her own body in this scene was another cause for concern in how much Marvel Mayhem's T-rating was being pushed by FanFiction.net's standards. Thankfully, it's not quite so serious, since not much detailed imagery is placed in the sensual act.)
The self-pleasuring gestures made Genevieve feel ill. The
only way she could have gotten through it was to focus on something more relevant
to the situation: “What’re you doing in this realm? Why’ve you taken allegiance
with the Skrulls?” She noted the feigned surprise in the face of her adversary.
“Yeah, we both know who they are,
thanks to all the knowledge Mindy got from her time here.”
“Fascinating creatures they are. Their capability to
camouflage their alien appearance at will and become anyone they want. Sound
familiar?”
“The Skrulls want to tear the universe apart and piece it
back together in their own image. And you’ve given them access to the one place
that is easy pickings for them.”
“And you don’t think I know that? It’s why I set them off
the leash. I’m undoing all the hard work you’ve put into this world and the
next – all while working my way back to the Disneyverse to put my master plan
in play.”
“Your ‘master plan’? What would that be?”
Yve Ette chuckled. “Oh, Genevieve. You should know better
than that. Being in the Disneyverse as long as you have, haven’t you learned
about asking the bad guys their plans?”
(Narrative Note: The master plan of Yve Ette is the invasion on Fantasia that occurs in World of Disney 3, leading into the war for the very heart of the Disneyverse itself. Yve Ette is fully aware of Fantasia's destruction being the aftermath of the war and sees it as opportunity for her to control the Disneyverse with the Galactic Empire, as well as with the Skrull Empire.)
“Well, I figure since you’re going to kill me anyway, I might
as well die with the information.”
“Honey, you weren’t brought aboard the Skrulls’ command
ship to be executed. There is something they want out of you.”
On cue with Yve Ette’s emphasis on context, a massive,
mechanical black “hand” with razor-sharp claws slithered from the darkness. Its
“body” was a long, thick scaly cable strongly resembling a snake. It
hovered over Genevieve, who gazed upon the mechanical horror with penetrating
fear.
“I’ve bragged all about you and your Guardian abilities
to the Skrulls.” Yve Ette divulged. “They want to harness such cosmic power for
one of their own, transforming it into the first of their species: a Super Skrull.”
The mechanical hand opened its palm to reveal a bright
red glowing light embedded into it, bathing Genevieve’s naked, terrified form
in its hue.
Yve Ette watched on with wicked delight. “I should warn
you, sweetie. What’s about to happen next is really going to hurt.”
(UP NEXT: Give Me Liberty or Give Me Asgard!)
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